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This is one of the best lines in the history of anything.
The writing in the first half of this episode totally makes up for the fact that he says “humany-wumany” later.
C. Assaad (via seabois)
Awww :)
Chris-Rachael Oseland from Kitchen Overlord concocted a recipe for an awesome and potentially terrifying snack: Alien Xenomorph Pretzel Bread Eggs.
As you can see from these photos, the raw bread dough is quite green, but the baked eggs turn out nicely browned with just a hint of green inside that makes them appear truly menacing. You’d better eat them all before the Facehuggers hatch.
Click here for the recipe and amusing instructions.
Speaking of facehuggers, while you’re eating a fresh batch of these creepy little pretzel rolls, we recommend watching Abi T Alien’s entertaining and educational new video about what it’s like to live with a Xenomorph.
[via Technabob]
Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.
[pullquote align=”center” textalign=”center” width=”90%”]Once a computer ascribes suspiciousness to someone, everything else in that person’s life becomes sinister and inexplicable.
-Cory Doctorow, “NSA’s Prism: why we should care”[/pullquote]
Worst birthday card:
[Front] You’re a poor excuse for a person…
[Inside] But a great excuse for a party!
[Handwritten] Happy birthday, asshole. Hope you brought cake.
happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
Oh look there’s math to prove it too
OMG
HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR
I am done. So. DONE. O_O MYMINDISBLOWN. How did I never notice or realise this before!?Wait, I don’t get it … Oh… OH. OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS?! *flails*