I fucking quit
BUT I WAS TOLD I WAS WEARING ROBES OF THE FINEST SILK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TELL PEOPLE MODERN ART IS BULLSHIT
I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE
okay but are you though? Because based on your phrasing I think you aren’t. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that art enthusiasts and collectors trust/understand that professional artists who participate in the community are engaging earnestly with the dialogue that is art even when their contribution to that dialogue is apparently silly, trivial or sarcastic?
Also: this isn’t real
EDIT: Also 2: if this were real, it wouldn’t be modern art. It would be firmly and unambiguously postmodern. Whether the satirical news story that posited this hypothetical invisible art is postmodern is a more complicated question, but it definitely isn’t ‘modern,’ either.